When God pour luck with his scepter;

She was sleeping.

He did it again and again,

And same thing,

She was sleeping again and again.

“What a conundrum

Of not knowing the standard time

He’s using!” She felt dumb

For the missed opportunities—

She whined.

So she texted and emailed—

But He didn’t return any.

She grabbed her iPhone and asked, “Siri, call God.”

Siri answered, “I don’t see God in your contacts.

Who do you want to call?”